Photo: Tanga Tanga lieutenants (Source/Susan Kihika/Facebook).
Joseph Ignace Guillotin was disturbed lot with the cruel and inhumane method used French authorities to execute the wrongdoers and so? He efficiently designed an apparatus to carry out execution by beheading a process he deemed less inhumane.
This machine was dubbed Guillotine and before it was disbanded, dozens lost their heads to this 'national razor', Hamida Djandoubi was the last victim to hug the machine and after him, none got his head chopped.
Though this machine is no longer in circulation, Guillotine-machine concept is a famous phrase used wherever someone blindfoldly works for his own downfall. The inventor of this machine is said to have been the first person who tasted the wrath of his own invention which was termed illegal by authorities.
UhuRaila's unprecedented handshake was the genesis of the nasty political tiff between Kenyatta II and William Ruto. This fallout tilted their political plates and hitherto, they are not the greatest friends leave alone inseparable 'brothers' they were years ago.
Sparks are often witnessed when the duo rub shoulders and as suspicion reign among their individual allies, Ruto's Tanga Tanga camp has stomached most of negative outcome of UhuRuto supremacy battles.
Though Samoei has managed to remain politically a float amidst deadly attacks staged by his nemeses, his lieutenants have unknowingly roped and placed him in a Guillotine, all that remains is for them to press the power-on button and Ruto's head will be chopped off. Medical History is yet record a single individual whose head was re-attached after it was detached.
Tanga Tanga lieutenants have unveiled a new political party dubbed United Democracy Alliance (UDA). This is a new form of the former Party for Reforms and Development (PRD) which was an affiliate of Jubilee Party in 2017.
PRD has been refurbished to suit Ruto's political ideology and among the changes that have been enacted is change of party symbol from the bull to the wheelbarrow and introduction of a new slogan which goes thus; Kazi ni Kazi.
If you want to kill a mongrel, you have to give it a bad name and this anti-Ruto crusaders did a while ago when they unleashed political machinations to dispirit him. Some of the sins heaved against him before his crucifixion was that the son of Sugoi was impertinent to his boss and juniors. Many have accused him of breaking the first law of power by stepping on the big man's shoes.
By seeking to outsmart his boss, his horns were levelled but as a proverbial phoenix bird, Ruto has kept bouncing back, stronger and vibrant. By registering a new party, Ruto's cronies has sent a daring message to Uhuru Kenyatta which reads thus; ''You can keep your Jubilee party and you know what? There is life outside JP''.
Those enamored with the holy writ knows that Jesus Christ was innocent but he paid the price on behalf of the sinners who he knew little of. Though William hasn't commented about UDA, whatever his cronies devise, like Jesus, its Ruto who will pay the ultimate price.
Their action has already struck the tone and pro-Uhuru armies have started unleashing their missiles against William. Hitherto, Ruto has been challenged to call quits from JP in favor of UDA.
It's a matter of time before Kieleweke gangs against him to show him who the true boss is. Tanga Tanga field marshals have rattled the snake but unfortunately, it will be their master who will be bitten and pay the price for their political cunningness.